The Jasmin Diet (Warning: Really Lame Post Below)

If you invent a new diet, you get to name it after yourself, right? Here is my ticket to making millions! And it all started with a free tube of toothpaste and the common cold...

Here's how the diet works. It is all about options (that's the key, right?) and is so simple anyone can do it. You have the option of using either one of my specially-crafted olfactory receptor-blockers (sounds like it's backed by science, eh?). The first is a gentle, comfort-fit clip that will seal off airflow to your nostrils. Simply clip to the outside of your nose. The second option is a custom-molding pair of plugs that will perform the same task (intended to be undetected by anyone you're dining with) by being inserted into the nose (like an earplug).

Simply place the receptor-blocker into place before you eat and your desire to overeat will disappear! You won't enjoy your food at all!

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I have a really bad cold right now. I'm not sure I've had my nose plugged so badly before that I truly could not breathe at all out of either of my nostrils. Anyway, I have this horrible-tasting toothpaste that sounded intriguing (Crest Citrus Splash -- don't bother trying it) and I bought it since there was a rebate making it free. Last night was great because my cold was so bad I literally could not taste it at all. I knew that the sense of smell played a large role in taste, but breathing only through my mouth completely blocked it. It was a great night of tooth-brushing since I didn't have to put up with the icky flavor and I invented my new diet! :)